Leather Mystics

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Leather Mystics

Location:
medford oregon

Home or favorite faire Gig Harbor and Vegas - BABY!!

About Me I hate filling this crap out. Everyone says the same pat answers and tries to sound like more than they are. Most of it is BS so stop kidding yourself. I'm just me. Experienced Top. Leathersmith, Rogue, and womanizer... ...not necessarily in that order. I'm self-employed. (That's a politically correct term for "pig-headed starving idiot") My hopes this year are: - to finally get a motorcycle (I'd say Harley but I'm a realist - how about something with two wheels that runs and won't cost me my left kidney?) - to end the year WITH money in the bank (no wife and stepkids will HELP!) - to expand my business and product line - to not have a tanker truck fall out of the sky and cripple me (killing me would be fine...) I like signing karaoke, but I wait until late when everyone's drunk and they think I sound good. Just coming out of a separation/divorce so not looking for anything serious. I'm completely dysfunctional - hell, let's face facts - is there anyone on here that ISN'T?? Dinner... dancing... friends... no pressures........ If you're looking for a husband.... unless you're rich or a Hollywood producer, keep looking.... Feel free to ask me anything you want, but if your profile doesn't have a pic - you best include one. I like to know who or what I'm talking to... ...no, I'm not into BBW. If you're more than 30lbs over an average height/weight ratio, move on. Yes, I'm a shallow male prick...... (but, I'm a shallow male prick with standards!)

Music 80's Hair bands and retro alternative... no rap. not big on country. no gangsta' shite - bo-yeee!!

Movies Galaxy Quest Murder By Death Airplane ....anything Mel Brooks

TV CSI Miami

Books what's a book???

Likes women

Dislikes men

Hobbies women

Vices women, Clove cigarettes and women

Virtues Painfully Honest

Heroes Jackie Chan - truly the most humble actor/movie star to ever walk the earth.

AIM ID castagere

Yahoo ID robertthehair2002